Festus and Buford were making fun of
each other's accent. They asked Cousin Daisy, a
native of Kentucky, to decide who is more
smarter.
Festus says, "Loo-uh-vill" is the capital of
Kentucky, but Buford says "Loo-iss-vill" is the
capital of Kentucky.
Which one will Daisy say is correct?
Give up? . . . check the answer.