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Yellow Pages Commando News by Dick Larkin
All politics (and plumbing) is local
April 6, 2004
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in this issue
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All politics (and plumbing) is local
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The Wipeout Technique rocks!
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Answer to Last Week's Brainteaser
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Lawyers in the Yellow Pages? God bless 'em.
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Service Roundtable
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Compelling Headlines Include a Call to Action
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Commandment #13 - Know Thy Audience
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These ain't Walking Fingers, they're Smokin'
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Fire the proofreader!
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Location, Location, Location
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This Week's Brainteaser
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Quote of the Week
All politics (and plumbing) is local
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Approximately 75% of the businesses
advertising in the Yellow Pages are service-
based businesses. They're either
completely service based, such as attorneys, dogcatchers and chicken pluckers,
or they are
"service and installed product"
based such as roofers, HVAC contractors and fertility
clinics.
Businesses performing services at the
customers' location are the local-est of them
all. When
was the last time you took your lawn in for a trim or
took your toilet in to be unplugged?
Because the service is local, customers prefer doing
business with companies located near their
home. Other things being equal, a
Yellow Pages advertisement communicating a solid local
presence will receive more calls than an ad without the
local flavor.
An effective way to indicate that your business
has a strong local presence is to have local
telephone numbers in each of the major cities
that you wish to serve.
Here are a few tips for advertisers on getting
the local numbers.
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The number that you register is
called a "Remote Call Forward" number or RCF. All calls
coming into that number will automatically be forwarded
to a line at your main office. It's a convenience for
the customer, so they don't have to make a long
distance call.
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If your telephone system can
handle it, have each incoming call be identified by the
number that generated the transfer. Train your operator to
answer the phone with the city name as well as your
company name. For example, "Thank you for
calling Thomas Painting of Muskogee,
this is
Gladys, how may I assist you?"
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Request a telephone number in
the most prominent exchange
(the three digits following the area code) in the primary
city.
If you're not sure which exchange is the most
prominent, try to get the same one used by the city
offices, library or major department store.
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If you're not satisfied with the
RCF rates quoted by your phone company, check into
competitive local exchange carriers (CLECs) or even
using a wireless provider that has call forwarding
options.
You may never turn on the wireless phone,
and simply have all of the calls forwarded to your main
line.
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Review the billing
records of all of the calls coming from each
RCF so that you can measure the effectiveness of the
ads.
You may determine that certain areas warrant
additional advertising in other
media.
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Train your receptionist to
ask where the shopper got the telephone
number (not just how the caller heard of
your company). This indicates which directory the
customer uses for his or her
information.
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Don't rely on an 800 or toll free
number.
By their very nature, toll free numbers indicate
to the customer that the company is NOT local, hence
the free long distance call. Toll free numbers certainly have
their benefits, but they're not beneficial for a company
trying to appear to have strong local ties to the
community.
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List the numbers for the various
cities in a logical and easily read format in the lower
1/3rd of the ad. You may list the cities
alphabetically, or geographically (from east to west),
but make it easy to understand.
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Include the
word "office, service, crew or
team" after the city. For
example, "Muncie Office"
or "Muncie Team" with the local
phone number. This word gives the impression
that you are dedicated to the city and that you have
strong ties to the community. If questioned by a
customer as to the location of the Muncie office,
explain that it's a mobile
office.
Although I've focused on using
local numbers in a display ad, they may also be used
quite effectively in in-column ads or bold listings as
well. List your business so that the local city
and
phone are prominently displayed.
Remember, Yellow
Pages customers want information. Give them
enough information to select your business over your
competitors.
The Wipeout Technique rocks!
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My friend Steve Hackney wrote a series of marketing
pieces designed for service businesses to leverage their
marketing dollars.
Being a curious sort, I read all of them and am happy to
pass them along to you.
His approach is thought provoking and quite informative.
I could go on and on, but I'll let you be the judge.
More info on The Wipeout Technique and the other goodies
Answer to Last Week's Brainteaser
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Buford and Festus got jobs working on a bucket brigade
in the coalmine. After the first day on the job, they
emerged into the bright light of day.
Buford’s face was
covered with coal dust whereas Festus’s face
was remarkably clean.
They walked over to the pump
to clean up. Festus washed his face thoroughly, but
Buford didn’t wash his at all.
Other than their spotty records
of personal hygiene, why would Festus wash his clean
face and Buford not wash his dirty face?
See the Answer & Our Celebrity Winner
Lawyers in the Yellow Pages? God bless 'em.
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This is my favorite book on Yellow Pages advertising. It
helps anyone who relies on the Yellow Pages for
customers to design ads that will have the maximum
impact.
It's specifically targeted to attorneys, but the lessons
apply to every Yellow Pages advertiser. I like that it's
filled with specific tips that any business owner can
immediately use to create advertising that is much
more appealing to the precise customers he wants.
I've had the opportunity to talk with Kerry Randall, the
author. He's a delightful guy who approaches Yellow
Pages advertising through the eyes of a designer and
an advertising agency strategist.
Buy "Effective Yellow Pages Advertising for Lawyers" at Amazon.com
Service Roundtable
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To become more knowledgeable
about
marketing HVAC and other service type businesses,
sign up for the Service Roundtable's
Comanche Marketing newsletter.
I read it faithfully every week, and come up with
several good ideas about the issues facing service
contractors.
The ideas apply to any small business, but
particularly
they are targeted for outside contractors.
Sign up for the Comanche Marketing
newsletter here
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Compelling Headlines Include a Call to Action
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You can't underestimate the importance of
having a call to action in your advertisement.
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Everybody knows what the RASCIL factors are,
right?
Here's my take on the special sauce that builds the
most effective ads possible.
The Little RASCILS (one of my all time favorite articles)
Commandment #13 - Know Thy Audience
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Something tells me that this church isn't
reaching out to hard-core orthodox theologians.
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Special note to the CMRs (Certified Marketing
Representatives) . . .
We've put tons of information for
you in the "About Us" section of WorldPages.com.
You will find complete information on directory profiles,
demographics, and coverage areas.
We've also put up results of metered call studies and
testimonials from advertisers across the land.
The Businesses & Team Members section
should be particularly useful.
Check out the depth of information at WorldPages.com
These ain't Walking Fingers, they're Smokin'
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Your Yellow Pages trivia for this week.
The world record for speed sailing was
established back
in 1993 at Sandy Point, Australia by Simon McKeon and
his vessel Yellow Pages Endeavour, a trimaran.
I'd like to see a newspaper insert or direct mail piece
top that.
Fire the proofreader!
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A few minutes proofing ad copy may save much
heartbreak down the road.
Imagine the embarrassment this obvious mistake
caused.
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We had an interesting experience with a roofer who
advertised in our online Yellow pages,
WorldPages.com. I thought that you might like to read
about it.
The Internet Needs A New Roof
Location, Location, Location
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Great art (like this sidewalk chalk drawing) and great
ads lose much of their ability to
influence the right people if they're not distributed to
the target audience.
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Speaking of location, I wrote an article about how to
select amongst the various directories serving your
community.
Where Should I Advertise?
This Week's Brainteaser
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Buford needs to
boil an egg for exactly 7 minutes. Any longer and it will
be too tough to eat without teeth. Any less, and it will
spill when he cracks it.

Unfortunately, the only
time pieces he has in his trailer are three hourglasses.
He has a 9-minute, an 11-minute and a 14-minute
hourglass.
How in tarnation can
he boil an egg for exactly 7 minutes using those three
hourglasses?
How long will it take him to pull off this feat?
Email your answer to
puzzler@dicklarkin.com
We'll select one entry to win one of the few
remaining
bottle-poppers with a year's
supply of bragging rights.
To improve your random chances of
winning,
please include your name, company name and mailing
address.
Quote of the Week
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People are
always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I
don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on
in this world are the people who get up and look for the
circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them,
make them.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
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